Padma Lakshmi's Series of Unfortunate Ensembles

We all know Padma Lakshmi, or as a good friend of mine calls her, Pat My Lunchmeat, from her hosting/judging gig on Bravo's Top Chef. A lovely lady though she may be, she must be held accountable for the onslaught of bad decisions she has made when it comes to her Top Chef Wardrobe.
For Example:

this is Padma in the second season of Top Chef, working a chic sleeveless Canadian tuxedo. Hey, better over dressed than under dressed, that's what I always say.

Here she is this year wearing what can only be described as an undershirt shellacked with dung. Yes. That is the only way to describe it.

on to a parade of strangely fascinating looks from the set of Top Chef:

You are welcome. And just in case you were arguing that she probably has a stylist on the show and cant be held responsible, I counter with this:

Padma being overtly literal at the premiere for True Grit.

and this:

holy mary rock of love.